Thursday, July 14, 2011

Funny quick story from FHE

Every Monday at 6:30 without fail, my singles ward gets together to clean the church before our lesson and activity. Some times it's cleaned more deeply than others- job assignments depend on how many show up and when.

This week there was already a good number of people doing all the regular jobs like vacuuming, cleaning bathrooms and washing windows, when I arrived. After a moment's thought, Cleaning Director Ben asked me to dust the pulpit in the chapel.

There was a guy already there when I walked in. He was vacuuming. We nodded to each other and went to our separate tasks. Only a few minutes had passed when he asked a question.

"What does it say on your hat?"

"Just Bite Me."

He hesitated. "What?"

"That's what it says."

"Oh."

I thought this exchange was pretty funny, but I didn't laugh too hard lest I hurt his feelings. We chatted about baseball caps until we were both done cleaning.

1 comment:

  1. Her hat, for those who don't know, is also a picture of a grizzly bear and the brim has a huge bite mark designed out of it for effect. This is Jess' outward indicator of where any female/male bonding relationship is headed from the onset. A Proud Father

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