What in the world are frakenobles?

"I had a really weird dream last night," Sara told me this morning as I was getting ready for school. "Your family was in it. Your brothers were running with scissors and I told them to stop or they'd poke someone's eye out."

Jennifer looked up from the biography she was reading. "Did they? Because that would be gross."

Sara grimaced at the thought. "No, but I remember I was really scared that would happen."

"We'll see what Graig has to say about it," I said as I took out my phone. As Graig and I started texting each other random things out of the blue, I confided to Sara and Jen, "I forgot my brother has a sense of humor."

Let that be a lesson to you all: brothers are people, too!

Our conversation as of 12:18 PM:

To: Graig Don't run with scissors! Mar 30 8:02 AM

To: Jess I carry rocks                 Mar 30 8:07 AM

To: Graig Your backpack must     be a beast. Mar 30 8:08 AM

To: Jess No, merely a trans-     dimensional void, Mar 30 8:09 AM

To: Graig Get me one of those     next time you're in Gallifrey please Mar 30 8:10 AM

To: Jess They're on sale right    now. Only 1500 frakenobles Mar 30 8:59 AM

To: Graig Interesting currency      Mar 30 9:01 AM

To: Jess It was adopted after    the war of opinionitis Mar 30 9:34 AM

To: Graig Ah. I'm more aware of the opinion confusion and oppression that happened after the battle of no one wins Mar 30 9:36 AM

I guess he didn't know what to say to that... but to be fair, I wouldn't either.

p.s. ... IT'S FRIDAY