It's no secret that Jennifer hates snow, but fewer people, I think, know she kicks icicles and snowdrifts to relieve her feelings.
Look closely at this bush. Jennifer always kicked the giant icicles on it whenever we passed it. Today, it snapped. Death by giant icicle... or was it?
Death by giant icicle, definitely. I don't know this Jennifer person, but it looks to me like she's being blamed for something that happened coincidentally. I mean, look at how much ice is on that bush. If I didn't know any better (and perhaps I don't) I'd say that bush was 3/4 icicle... and that's a lot of ice, man.
Thank you Jessica!
ReplyDeleteClaro que si, Sara.
DeleteWay to go, Jennifer. Sheesh... you can't just kill plants like that...
ReplyDeleteDeath by giant icicle, definitely. I don't know this Jennifer person, but it looks to me like she's being blamed for something that happened coincidentally. I mean, look at how much ice is on that bush. If I didn't know any better (and perhaps I don't) I'd say that bush was 3/4 icicle... and that's a lot of ice, man.
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